If that's a phrase you remember then you've probably seen the episode of Spongebob titled "My Pretty Seahorse"
From the Spongebob Wiki:
"It is Springtime in Bikini Bottom, and Patrick is emerging from his rock  and storing away his Winter "coat" (sweater), burying it like a dog  bone. SpongeBob, meanwhile, proclaims that he has "Spring Fever", and  greets the flowers in his yard. When Squidward steps out of his house,  SpongeBob asks him if he has said hello to the flowers as well.  Squidward does so sarcastically, and the flowers hiss at him, causing  him to run inside, terrified.  SpongeBob concludes that Squidward has "Hay Fever" and, as an act of  kindness, decides to plant him some hypoallergenic flowers. He does so,  and the moment he takes his eyes off the flower to grasp the watering  can, he discovers it's been eaten. Surprised, he plants another one,  which meets the same fate as he again reaches for the watering can.  Determined, he plants another one and doesn't take his eyes off of it  for 3 days, but when he does, it gets eaten. SpongeBob then discovers  that the culprit is a green seahorse. SpongeBob is fascinated and  imagines him and the horse together riding, and decides to tame her. 
Later, as he watches the seahorse, it is lured toward him his  floral bookmark, which it eats. They become friends and begin to ride  around and do things together. As Squidward is biking to work the next morning, SpongeBob races past  him on his horse, which he has named "Mystery". Squidward then rides off a cliff and causes a nuclear explosion when he hits the ground.  When SpongeBob reaches work, he leaves Mystery outside at the bike  post. Two fish approach Mystery and mistake her for a kiddy ride. One  suggests the other to try it out, and when he inserts a coin into her  "slot", Mystery kicks him into the distance, and he blows up on impact.  The other fish runs away screaming, causing Mr. Krabs to come out and  see what the trouble is. He sees Mystery and mistakes her for a monster;  SpongeBob tells him she is his pet, but even though she is harmless to  SpongeBob and not the others, he is ordered to get rid of it and if he  disreguards his order, he will be fired for not cooperateing with him. 
SpongeBob attempts to hide her in a cupboard in the kitchen until  Patrick finishes building a stable. SpongeBob offers Mystery a Krabby Patty,  which the horse begins craving after eating. After she craves, Mr.  Krabs overhears this noice, and angrliy comes in and confronts  SpongeBob, threatening to fire him if he sees Mystery still here, but,  however, he dosen't see her and leaves. After narrowly avoiding being  caught by Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob realizes he has to be more careful.  Squidward catches Mystery after an order goes missing, and Mystery goes  on an eating frenzy while a crowd of customers became angry. Mr. Krabs  finaly catches SpongeBob nursing a sick Mystery in the kitchen, who is  suffering from a stomach ache, now knowing that he had broke the rule.  Mr. Krabs then gets angry at him and tells him he is going to get rid of  both, Mystery and SpongeBob, who is responsible for breaking and  disreaguarding the rule, himself, but SpongeBob pleads for mercy,  explaining that Mystery is her friend and that he loves her. 
Mr. Krabs, feeling sympathy for SpongeBob, tells him a story of  his favorite dollar and how he eventually spent it for a soda on a hot  day. He tells SpongeBob that Mystery needs to be freed because the  indoors in not a place for a wild animal, and SpongeBob consents and  takes the horse out the front door where he makes her leave. He cries as  she leaves without hesitation. Mr. Krabs comforts SpongeBob until  Squidward shows him an empty safe. Realizing that Mystery ate the Krusty Krab's  finances, SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs chase after her. The show ends with  Patrick trying to get into a hat store, but the wooden plank nailed to  his head blocks his way." 
Now that we've got the plot down, it's time to get to my review of the episode:
Plot: 7/10
Reason: The plot is very childish with very childish jokes that anyone can get, this is both posiitve and negative making it boring for older watchers while more exciting for the younger.
Enjoyment: 7/10
Reason: Same as above.
Overall ranking: 7/10
The episode is an average Spongebob episode consisting of childish jokes and small minded humor for those reasons it has achieved a very average ranking of 7 due to its lack of anything exceptional

 
haha, i love this :D +follow
ReplyDeleteOh man I fucking love spongebob, great review.
ReplyDeleteNot one of my favorite episodes. I agree, it's about a 6 or 7.
ReplyDeleteI really like that episode. The seahorse is quite cute
ReplyDeleteLol nice
ReplyDeleteI dunno i find this episode quite amusing, not as good a sailor mouth though!
ReplyDeleteOne of the good sponge bob episodes for sure. I stopped watching it after the movie came out, which I believe is in 2004, it got pretty terrible after that.
ReplyDeleteGreat review! i havnt seen spongebob in years, and im sure that back then i didnt look at it as detailed as you. im gonna go watch it sometime and take a closer look lol
ReplyDeleteCheers for the review, seems to have been well recieved.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, good times. I loved this episode.
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